She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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