he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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