what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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