and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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