do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
