My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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