she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Randomize
