I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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