doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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