Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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