what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
my poor anus
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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