goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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