My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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