PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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