ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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