He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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