He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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