Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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