she woke up with a sticky ear
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
