I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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