I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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