Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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