You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
How external is "for external use only"?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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