dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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