He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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