Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Say something about gay babies.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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