There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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