Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
