Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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