no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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