I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
