Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Randomize
