sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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