Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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