If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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