they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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