i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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