I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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