Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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