There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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