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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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