you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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