It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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