ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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