Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
