I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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