She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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