This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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