You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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