Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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