What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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