we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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