I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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